4.11.2007

I Call For Don Imus To Be Hanged By The Neck Until...




almost dead, then cut down and forced to eat two 5lb containers of cottage cheese and granola and then wash it down with a litre of soy milk. After that he will be bound to a chair and forced to watch episode after episode of "Diff'rent Strokes", "Highway to Heaven", "Touched By An Angel", and possibly the first season of "The White Shadow."
Afterwards, he will be set free to work behind the counter of the Jiffy Lube in Marlinton West Virginia, where he will wear a blue mechanics shirt with a name tag on the left breast pocket that reads "Don Ho" and will be constantly ridiculed and ass-kicked for eyeballing the local colored girls.
Good Luck Don!!


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