10.17.2007

10.12.2007

Hello People! Let the Vitriol Begin!

I won't go on and on again about Lame I've Been, not posting and all and blah blah blah. I decided that I need to get back on here and blow it out so that E. doesn't have to hear me go On and On about all the ways I can think of to torment, punish, and usually ultimately kill the likes of Ricky Gray and Ray Dandridge and the always increasing number of murderers, thieves, pedophiles, and idiots that rise up from the ooze everyday. Let's see, today we have Petersburg child porn dentist who admits to whacking off while watching his computer but clearly deserves a pat on the back because he says he's never molested an actual child. Wow. I'd like to give him a job at the Three Dollar Car Wash so that when four thugs come by to rob it, YES, rob a car wash, they can slit his throat before they split with the thousands of quarters they scored. Please.
Ann Coulter has made an ass of herself again. i'd like to punch her in the neck, not too hard, just enough to say, "Check it Coulter, you've been punched in the neck by a Jewbag!"
Elsewhere, a whole lot of Hannah Montana fans have their young lives ruined by scurrilous ticket scalpers. Also affected, their parents, who are now searching every nook for the key to the liquor cabinet.
Cheer up everybody. Things might look up. Al Gore won half a Nobel Prize. Go ride your bike.
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